Canine Christmas Humour

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a snowman who might be a snow-woman! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they are gender fluid!

The words on the front of the card reads Are you a snowman or a snow woman? Neither Im fluid. Merry Christmas

A brilliantly humorous Christmas card featuring Mary, Joseph and the baby Jesus in the stable. Joseph is reading a card Its from the wise menSorry you were out when we called your packages can be collected from our Bethlehem sorting office. A great funny card for anyone, but particularly for anyone who is regularly frustrated by the postal service! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Its from the wise menSorry you were out when we called your packages can be collected from our Bethlehem sorting office.

A couple of dodgy looking criminals and a bunny feature in this criminal identity parade. The snowman victim declares to the police officer, THATS the one who stole my nose! whilst pointing at the rabbit. A brilliantly funny card for sending Christmas wishes.

The words on the front of the card read - THATS the one who stole my nose! Merry Christmas

Another brilliant Christmas card from Twizler showing the nose of an aeroplane bumping into Santa and scattering presents everywhere! Great perhaps for the traveller in your life, or just someone who enjoys a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Merry Christmas

A brilliantly humorous Christmas card featuring the fairy on top of the tree which is bent over because of the weight! A toy soldier on the mantelpiece asks Hows the diet going? To which the fairy responds Bugger off! The perfect funny Christmas card for the person in your life who is eternally battling their weight! Or just someone with a great sense of humour! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Hows the diet going? and Bugger off!!

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a dog who might have something to do with that missing fairy! The perfect card for a family with that cheeky dog!

The words on the front of the card reads Mum! Wheres the fairy gone? Merry Christmas

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a snowman that has misplaced something important! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they are always just losing things!

The words on the front of the card reads Lost If found please phone

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a snow-woman who needs some reassurance! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they always have fashion panic attacks!

The words on the front of the card reads Does white make my bum look big? Merry Christmas

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a dog who has a change of heart at Christmas! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps Christmas just always puts them in a great mood!

The words on the front of the card reads Santa Please Stop Here and Beware of the Dog

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a reindeer who is having a bad hair day! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they just know what a bad hair day looks like!

The words on the front of the card reads I washed my hair last night and now I can't do a thing with them! Merry Christmas

Twizler's humorous Christmas card featuring two goldfish in their bowl with a Christmas tree, with one shouting to the other Stop! Don't plug that thing in you fool! A prefect card for the health and safety freak in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Stop! Don't plug that in you fool!

The Three Wise Men have been left utterly confused as to what to follow as they come upon the start of the Yellow Brick Road whilst the Star of Bethlehem shines in the sky. A hilarious card for sending Christmas wishes.

The words on the front of the card read - Oh great. Now which one should we follow? Merry Christmas

A hilarious Christmas card featuring the three Kings on camels. One of the Kings is clutching a fishing rod with a star on the end, and is holding it in front of the camel, whilst laughing! One of the other Kings is saying Shhhh! A great card for anyone who loves a practical joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read He He He! Shhhh! And Merry Christmas

A brilliant Christmas card for that person who relies on their satnav for directions! It features Santa on his sleigh with the satnav on one of the reindeers heads. The reindeer says Youd think that hed know the way by now! A great card for anyone who loves a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read You'd think he'd know the way by now!

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a sprout who is really in the Christmas spirit! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they just always over indulge at Christmas!

The words on the front of the card reads Let it all hang sprout! Merry Christmas

A fabulously funny Christmas card featuring the three wise men on their camels. In front of them a large, irate star shouts, Stop Following Me! A brilliantly funny way to send Christmas wishes.

The words on the front of the card read - STOP FOLLOWING ME! Merry Christmas

Our hilarious Christmas card features The Three Wise Women, each saying in turn Follow a star?, Ridiculous, Well use the satnav thank you. Perfect for the smart woman in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Follow a star?, Ridiculous, Well use the satnav thank you and The Three Wise Women

A funny Christmas card featuring two dung beetles, one pushing a wrapped gift You'll never guess what Ive got you this year! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read You'll never guess what Ive got you this year!

Our funny Christmas card features a centipede holding an opened present and exclaiming Not bloody socks again! Perfect for that hard to buy person who always ends up with socks or who just likes a bit of Christmas humour! The words on the front of the card read Not bloody socks again! and Merry Christmas

A hilarious Christmas card with COVID-19 connotations for the family who has a cheeky sense of humour! Yup, that Snow-puddle is certainly in isolation territory!

The words on the front of the card read Yup, guess well have to ice-o-late!

> This card measures 160mm x 160mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

A great humorous Christmas card featuring Santa on the toilet, with wrapping paper rather than toilet roll on the holder! Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of Christmas toilet humour! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Merry Christma

Twizler's humorous Christmas card features Santa stood next to his sleight which has an Uber sign on it. The motif reads Well what do you expect me to do the other 364 days of the year? Perfect for that person in your life who travels everywhere by Uber, or who just loves a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Well what do you expect me to do the other 364 days of the year?

The perfect Christmas for anyone who hates the sprouts offered on Christmas lunch! It features two sprouts kissing with one saying Yuck! We DO taste horrid! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Yuck! We do taste horrid!

Twizler's brilliant Christmas card features four mice standing around a secret Santa sack having opened their gifts. Three joyfully declare Cheese! Whilst the fourth clutches a pair of socks and says Bugger. Perfect for someone who never gets what they want for Christmas Three Wise Men holding gifts. This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Cheese! Cheese! Cheeese! Bugger