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This funny card features a man who has had enough of the same gift year in year out! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card read If you're bringing me more socks - don't bother!

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card features the thought process behind Jesus's name! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour - or those that have struggled naming a baby!

The words on the front of the card read JESUS CHRIST that hurt! - Ooh, I like THAT name! - and - Merry Christmas

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

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Itchy Nose Funny Christmas Card

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This funny card features a snowman who needs the final touches! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card read Hurry up with the arms! My nose is itchy! - and - Merry Christmas

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card features a Christmas tree who has gone a little overboard! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour - or those that go that extra mile for Christmas!

The words on the front of the card read I know it's Christmas but... she's way overdressed!

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

A brilliant and hilarious Christmas card, featuring a dog and a cat puckering up underneath the mistletoe! Both share the speech bubble saying Im so going to regret this tomorrow! Perfect for the cat or dog lover in your life! The card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Im so going to regret this tomorrow!

Wanting to get into the best shape he can is this turkeys motivation for pounding away on the treadmill whilst his turkey friend looks on non-plussed. A fabulously funny card for sending Christmas wishes.

The words on the front of the card read - I want to lose a few pounds...apparently we're going to get properly stuffed at Christmas! Merry Christmas

Our funny Christmas card features Santa and the elves playing football. Santa is in front of the goal asking How come Im always in goal? Perhaps a great card for anyone in your life who isnt the most athletic or who just enjoys a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read How come Im always in goal?

A brilliantly funny Christmas card, perfect for a cat lover in your life.or perhaps for someone whose cat loves a battle with the Christmas tree! It features a cat coming out from under the tree, covered in pine cones with the words OK tree. Well call that one a draw. This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read OK tree. Well call that one a draw and Merry Christmas

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Funny Xmas Card Turkey Crown

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A hilarious card featuring a naïve turkey admiring himself in a mirror whilst sporting a crown on his head. His turkey friend looks on dubiously as he declares Apparently turkey crowns are going to be popular this Christmas A witty card for sending Christmas wishes.

The words on the front of the card read - Apparently turkey crowns are going to be popular this Christmas Merry Christmas

On this brilliant RuPaul's Drag Race inspired Christmas card Santa is ready in his sleigh but chastising a glamorous looking Rudolph who is bedecked like a drag queen in purple wig and red lipstick. A fabulously funny card for anyone who loves a death drop!

The words on the front of the card read - Rudolph. It's not THAT kind of DRAG RACE. Merry Christmas

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Gender Fluid Funny Christmas Card

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A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a snowman who might be a snow-woman! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they are gender fluid!

The words on the front of the card reads Are you a snowman or a snow woman? Neither Im fluid. Merry Christmas

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Missed Package Funny Xmas Card

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A brilliantly humorous Christmas card featuring Mary, Joseph and the baby Jesus in the stable. Joseph is reading a card Its from the wise menSorry you were out when we called your packages can be collected from our Bethlehem sorting office. A great funny card for anyone, but particularly for anyone who is regularly frustrated by the postal service! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Its from the wise menSorry you were out when we called your packages can be collected from our Bethlehem sorting office.

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Line Up Funny Xmas Card

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A couple of dodgy looking criminals and a bunny feature in this criminal identity parade. The snowman victim declares to the police officer, THATS the one who stole my nose! whilst pointing at the rabbit. A brilliantly funny card for sending Christmas wishes.

The words on the front of the card read - THATS the one who stole my nose! Merry Christmas

Another brilliant Christmas card from Twizler showing the nose of an aeroplane bumping into Santa and scattering presents everywhere! Great perhaps for the traveller in your life, or just someone who enjoys a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Merry Christmas

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Fat Fairy Funny Christmas Card

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A brilliantly humorous Christmas card featuring the fairy on top of the tree which is bent over because of the weight! A toy soldier on the mantelpiece asks Hows the diet going? To which the fairy responds Bugger off! The perfect funny Christmas card for the person in your life who is eternally battling their weight! Or just someone with a great sense of humour! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Hows the diet going? and Bugger off!!

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a dog who might have something to do with that missing fairy! The perfect card for a family with that cheeky dog!

The words on the front of the card reads Mum! Wheres the fairy gone? Merry Christmas

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Funny Christmas Card Lost Nose

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A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a snowman that has misplaced something important! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they are always just losing things!

The words on the front of the card reads Lost If found please phone

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Merry Christmas Card Big Bum

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A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a snow-woman who needs some reassurance! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they always have fashion panic attacks!

The words on the front of the card reads Does white make my bum look big? Merry Christmas

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a dog who has a change of heart at Christmas! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps Christmas just always puts them in a great mood!

The words on the front of the card reads Santa Please Stop Here and Beware of the Dog

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a reindeer who is having a bad hair day! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they just know what a bad hair day looks like!

The words on the front of the card reads I washed my hair last night and now I can't do a thing with them! Merry Christmas

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Funny Christmas Card Fish Fool

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Twizler's humorous Christmas card featuring two goldfish in their bowl with a Christmas tree, with one shouting to the other Stop! Don't plug that thing in you fool! A prefect card for the health and safety freak in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Stop! Don't plug that in you fool!

The Three Wise Men have been left utterly confused as to what to follow as they come upon the start of the Yellow Brick Road whilst the Star of Bethlehem shines in the sky. A hilarious card for sending Christmas wishes.

The words on the front of the card read - Oh great. Now which one should we follow? Merry Christmas

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Funny Xmas Card Three Wise Men

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A hilarious Christmas card featuring the three Kings on camels. One of the Kings is clutching a fishing rod with a star on the end, and is holding it in front of the camel, whilst laughing! One of the other Kings is saying Shhhh! A great card for anyone who loves a practical joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read He He He! Shhhh! And Merry Christmas

A brilliant Christmas card for that person who relies on their satnav for directions! It features Santa on his sleigh with the satnav on one of the reindeers heads. The reindeer says Youd think that hed know the way by now! A great card for anyone who loves a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read You'd think he'd know the way by now!