Canine Christmas Humour

A funny Christmas card with COVID-19 connotations for the person who has a cheeky sense of humour! Maybe that pig shouldnt be quite as smug...!

The words on the front of the card read We don't need masks because apparently WE are getting blankets for Christmas!

> This card measures 160mm x 160mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

A funny COVID-19 Christmas card for the family who are always running late! Rudolph is having trouble this year he is not getting on with that Coronavirus mask!

The words on the front of the card read Look Im sorry were lost but my nose can't guide the way with this mask on! and Merry Christmas at the bottom.

Another funny Christmas card featuring two mice. One clutching a wedge of recently unwrapped cheese and saying to the other Its exactly what I wanted! How did you guess??? A great card for sending witty Christmas greetings but perhaps especially for the person who is easiest to buy gifts for?! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Its exactly what I wanted! How did you guess???

A brilliant Christmas card for the Dr Who fan in your life! It features two Daleks one saying Naughty or Nice? Naughty or Nice? and the other Gulp! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Naughty or Nice? Naughty or Nice? And Gulp!

A hilarious Christmas card featuring three mice sat round the table, with one saying I forgot the bloody cheese! Great for that person in your life who always forgets something! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read I forgot the bloody cheese!

A fabulous Christmas card for anyone who enjoys the festive season! It features Santa clutching a turkey leg in one hand and a drink in the other, wearing a t-shirt with the motif Keep Calm and Be Jolly This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card reads Keep Calm and Be Jolly

Another great Christmas card from Twizler showing a scorpion lining up for a kiss under the mistletoewhich is hanging from her tail sting! The other scorpion looks terrified! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

Another great Christmas card from Twizler showing a gravity-free scene inside a spaceship. The astronauts are attempting to eat their Christmas dinner which is floating round the cabin! The motif reads Houston we have a problem!/>
> This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Houston we have a problem

Our funny Christmas card features the fairy on the top of the treebut the top is bent over because of the weight! The motif reads Twinkle was gonna need a bigger tree A great card for anyone with a good sense of humour but perhaps is always on a diet?! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Twinkle was gonna need a bigger tree

A hilarious Christmas card featuring Dad and Grandad fast asleep on the sofa, with clearly very full bellies post-Christmas lunch. The little boy is between the two, and the card reads After lunch Timmy glimpsed the future! Perfect for any family who end up crashed out after lunch! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read After lunch Timmy glimpsed the future!

Another great Christmas card from Twizler showing Grandad standing over the toilet, in which there is a computer! The card reads Grandad took to downloading straight away! Perfect for the IT-phobic person in your life!/>
> This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Grandad took to downloading straight away!

Twizler's instantly recognisable polar bears feature on this Christmas Card! It features the group of polar bears drinking red wine, with a Christmas garland and balloons hanging from the ceiling. One has spilt red wine down his front and is saying Bugger! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Bugger!

Twizler's brilliant Christmas card features Santa surrounded by reindeer with all wearing a red nose! Santa is laughing and says I don't have time for this! Perfect for the practical joker in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read I don't have time for this!

A hilarious Christmas card featuring two glass jars, fronted by a smiling pickled onion and a gherkin clutching drinks and a bottle of gin. The motif reads I think were pickled. Perfect for anyone who has a tendency to overindulge at Christmas or who just loves a good pun! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read I think were pickled

Our funny Christmas card features 4 Christmas crackers lined up, with the middle two holding hands. One of them says Ive pulled a cracker! Perfect for the pun lover in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Ive pulled a cracker!

Our lovely funny Christmas card featuring a selection of cute berry characters wearing Santa hats. The motif reads Berry Christmas! A lovely Christmas card for anyone. This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Berry Christmas!

Our brilliant and funny Christmas card features a robin red breast standing next to a turkey who is holding a Christmas card and saying Stop sending me CHRISTMAS CARDS! A great funny card for the practical joker in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Stop sending me CHRISTMAS CARDS!

A hilarious Christmas card featuring an unimpressed looking Santa in a pink santa suit with one of his elves sniggering by his side. Mrs Claus stands by with a basket of laundry and says Hmmperhaps boil wash was a mistake after all. The perfect card for anyone prone to the odd laundry mistake or who perhaps just loves a joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Hmm...perhaps boil wash was a mistake after all.

A hilarious Christmas card featuring Santa admiring his new dyed-brown hair in the mirror! Two elves compliment him Looks very natural! and Takes years off you!. Perfect for anyone always fighting their age or who loves a good joke at the expense of someone who is! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Merry Christmas. Looks very natural! Takes years off you!

A hilarious card featuring a disgruntled Christmas fairy taking a swipe at the Angel who has retained her position on top of the tree, citing 2020 didnt count!

The words on the front of the card read - You were on top of the tree last year! 2020 didn't count!

A shocked snowman looks on at his snowman friend whose eyes of coal and carrot nose have been misplaced onto his belly creating a totally different look! A brilliantly funny Christmas card for anyone but especially someone with a cheeky sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card read - Those rotten kids got you again huh? Merry Christmas

This funny ULEZ Christmas Card features Santa trying anything he can to be ULEZ compliant! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card read - He's determined to be ULEZ compliant! and Merry Christmas

This funny ULEZ Christmas Card features Santa trying to be ULEZ compliant, but where does he plug in his new hybrid sleigh?! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card read - How does Santa become ULEZ compliant? and Don't even think about it!