Funny Christmas

Funny Christmas cards for all occasions! Spread festive cheer with hilarious designs. Perfect for friends and family.
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Our funny Christmas card features the words Merry Xmas! Etched in the dust on Daddy polar bears back by his son! The perfect card for the Dad who never washes their car, or just someone who loves a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card reads Merry Xmas! And Merry Christmas Dad

The perfect funny Christmas card for the dog lover in your life! It features two dogs, one who has just unwrapped his present. Wow! A stick!! Just what I wanted!!! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Wow! A stick!! Just what I wanted!!!

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Funny Christmas Card Fat Santa

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Our hilarious Christmas card featuring one of Santas elves laughing Ho! Ho! Ho! at Santa as he weighs himself. Santa responds Bugger off! The perfect funny Christmas card for the person in your life who is eternally battling their weight! Or just someone with a great sense of humour! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Ho! ho! Ho! Bugger off!!

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Fat Fairy Funny Christmas Card

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A brilliantly humorous Christmas card featuring the fairy on top of the tree which is bent over because of the weight! A toy soldier on the mantelpiece asks Hows the diet going? To which the fairy responds Bugger off! The perfect funny Christmas card for the person in your life who is eternally battling their weight! Or just someone with a great sense of humour! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Hows the diet going? and Bugger off!!

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Merry Christmas Card Koala

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A fabulous Christmas card for the Aussie in your life, or perhaps someone who loves Koala bears! It features three koalas clinging to trees - two onto eucalyptus trees, and one to the top of the Christmas tree! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Merry Christmas!

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Ultrasound Humour Christmas Card

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A witty Christmas card featuring Mary and Joseph at the hospital undergoing a pregnancy scan. Joseph is looking on shocked to see on the screen the sleeping baby with a halo! A great humorous Christmas card for to send to anyone expecting a new baby or just someone who likes a laugh! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Merry Christmas

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Funny Xmas Card Three Wise Men

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A hilarious Christmas card featuring the three Kings on camels. One of the Kings is clutching a fishing rod with a star on the end, and is holding it in front of the camel, whilst laughing! One of the other Kings is saying Shhhh! A great card for anyone who loves a practical joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read He He He! Shhhh! And Merry Christmas

Twizler's brilliant and humorous Christmas card featuring a snowman with sticks for arms and a dog sat thinking Is he EVER going to throw that stick??? A great card for the dog lover in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Is he EVER going to throw that stick And Merry Christmas

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Happy Christmas Card Dalek

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A hilarious Christmas card featuring two daleks underneath the mistletoe with their plungers stuck together! The perfect card for the Dr Who fan in your life, or just someone who loves sci-fi and a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Merry Christma

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Missed Package Funny Xmas Card

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A brilliantly humorous Christmas card featuring Mary, Joseph and the baby Jesus in the stable. Joseph is reading a card Its from the wise menSorry you were out when we called your packages can be collected from our Bethlehem sorting office. A great funny card for anyone, but particularly for anyone who is regularly frustrated by the postal service! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Its from the wise menSorry you were out when we called your packages can be collected from our Bethlehem sorting office.

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Funny Christmas Card Bugger Bear

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Twizler's funny Christmas card features a polar bear making the ultimate faux pas! A great card for anybody who loves red wine or just a good party! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card reads Bugger! And Merry Christmas

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Funny Cat Christmas Card

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A fabulously funny Christmas card showing cat paw prints weaving through the snow between the pub and home. At the house the cat crashes into the door missing the cat flap completely! Perfect for anyone in your life who is prone to drinking a few too many at Christmas or who just loves a bit of cat humour! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Merry Christmas

Another funny Christmas card featuring two mice. One clutching a wedge of recently unwrapped cheese and saying to the other Its exactly what I wanted! How did you guess??? A great card for sending witty Christmas greetings but perhaps especially for the person who is easiest to buy gifts for?! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Its exactly what I wanted! How did you guess???

A hilarious Christmas card featuring three mice sat round the table, with one saying I forgot the bloody cheese! Great for that person in your life who always forgets something! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read I forgot the bloody cheese!

A funny Christmas card, perfect for the person you know who always follows their SatNav. It features the Three Wise Men outside a pub called The Star, with the satnav advising Your destination is nearby! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Your destination is nearby!

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Lapland Confusion Funny Card

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Twizler's Christmas card features a slightly bemused looking Santa outside Spearmint Hippo Lap Dance Club, saying Well I don't know what part of Lapland that dance comes from!! A great card for anyone who enjoys a joke! The card reads Well I don't know what part of Lapland that dance comes from!! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Well I don't know what part of Lapland that dance comes from!!

Another brilliant Christmas card from Twizler showing the nose of an aeroplane bumping into Santa and scattering presents everywhere! Great perhaps for the traveller in your life, or just someone who enjoys a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Merry Christmas

A hilarious Christmas card that reflects perils of enjoying the Christmas spirit whilst wrapping presents The card reads For a while there she thought she might be losing it! As she raises a glass of wine, having managed to wrap the cat!! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read For a while there she thought she might be losing it!

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Funny Christmas Card Fish Fool

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Twizler's humorous Christmas card featuring two goldfish in their bowl with a Christmas tree, with one shouting to the other Stop! Don't plug that thing in you fool! A prefect card for the health and safety freak in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Stop! Don't plug that in you fool!

A brilliant Christmas card for the Dr Who fan in your life! It features two Daleks one saying Naughty or Nice? Naughty or Nice? and the other Gulp! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Naughty or Nice? Naughty or Nice? And Gulp!

Twizler's funny Christmas card for Dad features a polar bear making the ultimate faux pas! A great card for a Dad who loves red wine or just a good party! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card reads Bugger! And Merry Christmas Dad

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Nice Jumper Funny Dad Xmas Card

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Our funny Christmas card features the words Merry Xmas! Etched in the dust on Daddy polar bears back by his son! The perfect card for the Dad who never washes their car, or just someone who loves a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card reads Merry Xmas! And Merry Christmas Dad

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Abominable Snowman Rude Card

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Our funny Christmas card features a climber exclaiming Its the Abominable Snowman! as he encounters a snowman wearing a hoody, surrounded by empty beer cans and replying Bugger Off! Could be a great card for the teenager in your life?! Or just someone who loves a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card reads Its the abominable snowman! and Bugger Off!

Twizler's funny Christmas card features the Three Wise Men. Two are clutching gifts of Gold and Frankincense, and the is third holding a packet of nappies while saying You two don't have kids do you? The perfect card for parents/grandparents or parents to be! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read You two don't have kids do you?