Funny Christmas

Who knew Rudolph's nose is also perfect for the golf course!

The words on the front of the card read Hold still Rudolph. I can't find the other balls in this snow! and Merry Christmas

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Rudolph has finally got revenge for all that name-calling...Friday night kebabs will never be the same again!

The words on the front of the card read North Pole Kebabs and Donner used to laugh and call me names..

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Whoever knew how difficult it is to keep a Partridge in a pear tree!

The words on the front of the card read Well, he wouldn't stay in the tree...and he kept eating the pears! and Merry Christmas

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

Not sure the greengrocer will accept returns for that nose!

The words on the front of the card read You'd better be going to buy that carrot!

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

A fabulously funny Christmas card featuring two penguins and a turkey in the snow. One penguin says How long is your brother-in-law staying? And the other replies Just till Christmas is over. This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read How long is your brother-in-law staying? And Just till Christmas is over.

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a reindeer who is living up to the name! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they just love dancing!

The words on the front of the card reads And you must be Dancer!

Twizler's brilliant Christmas card features the Three Wise Men outside the stable clutching their gifts. They look bemused as the call from inside the stable comes Congratulationsits a girl!. A great card for anyone who loves a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Congratulationsits a girl!

A brilliantly funny Christmas card for the speed demon in your life! It features Santa on his sleigh being flashed by a speed camera, with Santa exclaiming - Sod it! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Sod it!

A brilliantly funny Christmas card depicting the moment that a pregnant Mary and Joseph arrive at the stable and are looking round somewhat disappointed- Well Tripadvisor did give it one star. Perfect for that person who is hooked on review sites or who just loves a good joke! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Well Tripadvisor did give it one star

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a Mr Christmas pudding who is in big trouble with Mrs Christmas pudding! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they just love brandy!

The words on the front of the card reads And what do you think you're doing coming home at this time of night smelling of brandy?

A fantastic funny Christmas card that features a Father Christmas who needs to queue in this day and age! The perfect card for somebody who has a cheeky sense of humour or perhaps they are a delivery driver!

The words on the front of the card reads Can we hurry this up? I havent got all night! Merry Christmas

A great Christmas card for either the golfer or the golf widow in your life! Features a satisfied golfer with club in hand on one side of a Christmas tree which has been decorated with golf balls rather than baubles. His wife on the other side looks at the decoration disapprovingly.

The words on the front of the card read -Thats the last time I let you decorate the tree! Merry Christmas

A great Christmas card which features a man and an old woman. The man exclaims Ooh charades! Two wordssecond one is OFF as the woman sticks two fingers up at him! Great for either the party pooper or party lover in your life! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Ooh charades! Two wordssecond one is OFF.

A funny Christmas card, perfect for the person you know who always follows their SatNav. It features the Three Wise Men outside a pub called The Star, with the satnav advising Your destination is nearby! This card reads Merry Christmas on the inside.

The words on the front of the card read Your destination is nearby!

This funny card features a reindeer who is sick and tired of the cutbacks! Perfect for anybody with a good sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card read Stop complaining Rudolf - I don't like the cutbacks anymore than you do!

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card features a highland cow who is faring a lot better in Scotland than that English cow! Perfect for any Scot - or for a Scot to send on!

The words on the front of the card read Och, did you forget your wee coat? and - Merry Christmas

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card features a snowman with gift envy! Perfect for anybody who always gets the wrong present!

The words on the front of the card read I feel like such an idiot now, asking Santa for a tablet!

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card features an environmental Santa! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card read He's determined to cut emissions this year! and - Merry Christmas

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card features a fairy going through a tough time! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card read ...and you say this fear of heights is affecting your work?

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card features a gift from Judas - a sign of things to come! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card read Whatever could this one be? and - Merry Xmas Jesus from Judas - and - Merry Christmas

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card features a frustrated Santa - parking is an issue for everybody! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour - but especially those with road rage!

The words on the front of the card read The parking's getting impossible around here! and - Merry Christmas

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card features a very happy Snowman! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour - but especially those accustomed to nip and tuck!

The words on the front of the card read To be honest, yours is the easiest nose job I've done.

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card features a man who has had enough of the same gift year in year out! Perfect for anybody with good sense of humour!

The words on the front of the card read If you're bringing me more socks - don't bother!

> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
> Message inside reads Merry Christmas

This funny card is perfect for anybody with a good sense of humour!

> Message inside reads - Merry Christmas!
> This card measures 155mm x 155mm square and printed on high quality card stock
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